Stalker

I love my roommate. This is a wonderful song that she introduced me to. It's called "Stalker" by Goldfinger. Read the lyrics and listen to the song. It's wonderful. Probably because I love stalking people. It kind of defines my life.

She calls me on the phone

Hoping that I’m home

(And that I’m all alone)

But when I say hello

I only hear dial tones

(She thinks that I’m her own)

Outside my window she crept

Watching my every step

ooh ooh ooh

She’s following me

ooh ooh ooh

She’s out of her tree

ooh ooh ooh

She’s off of her rocker

I wanna marry my stalker

Sometimes she says she’s my mom

Looks like she doesn’t belong

(She’s my own peeping tom)

Flowers everyday

The cops they tell her to stay

500 feet away

She sleeps on my door step

She hasn’t heard me yet

ooh ooh ooh

She’s following me

ooh ooh ooh

She’s out of her tree

ooh ooh ooh

She’s off of her rocker

I wanna marry my

I wanna marry my

I wanna marry my stalker

This morning she wasn’t there

I hope she still cares

I almost gave up hope

but today I awoke

To a private note

She said she’s going to jail

For going through my mail

But she'll stay on my trail

ooh ooh ooh

She’s following me

ooh ooh ooh

She’s out of her tree

ooh ooh ooh

She’s off of her rocker

I wanna marry my stalker