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My last grade this semester was finally posted today.

I am proud to say that I walked out of the hardest semester of my life (17 credits, super demanding full-time job, terrible roommates, the worst professor I've ever heard of, and planning a wedding all at once)

with... drum roll, please...

5 'A's and 1 'A-' (in Elementary PE, of all classes)!!

I accept flowers, candy, gift cards, and concert tickets as gifts for doing so well.

I must be doing something right.

Dear Scammers,

Why must you target a poor college student who just wants a good job helping children? Sorry for being too smart to give you all my money even though you so kindly wasted so much of my time. 


I hope you fall in a manhole sometime soon.


Love,
Me

You Do the Math

 

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The perfect "I'm not doing homework even though I should be" snack!

It's a really good thing this semester ends in three days.

Tomorrow... French Toast Night!