Dear Scammers,

Why must you target a poor college student who just wants a good job helping children? Sorry for being too smart to give you all my money even though you so kindly wasted so much of my time. 


I hope you fall in a manhole sometime soon.


Love,
Me

Sometimes someone else has already written my song

Song of the day: Too Good For You (So Sorry) by Sara Bareilles

(Sorry, no music video. Just a glorious song.)

You claim your innocence, but I blame your reticence
For why I never knew no, never knew how you play.

One love has two equal parts, but you leave your love with your mark
On your unfortunate prey.

But there is no excuse, I don't like being used.
And someday it's gonna get back to you.

You're so predictable man. You hit the ground and you ran.
Ran as if I, if I would chase you.
But your dear delectable prize 'neath your near electrical skies
Is damn near disappointment at most.

I didn't know I paid for merely a masquerade.
So I want my money back, hey.

You're sorry that you hurt me so bad,
Sorry if I thought you were madly in love.
You only just pretend to start something that you can end.
Sorry you're addicted to cruel.
Sorry has nothing to do with you

Go on play your games cause I'm sorry I'm too good for you anyway.

How is it up on your high horse
You know we miss you of course

But if a moment ever rolls around you may be interested in looking down
Cause you're not so far from the ground.

I was a fool for you but you were foolish too. And fools never get the last laugh.

You're sorry that you hurt me so bad
Sorry if I thought you were madly in love
You only just pretend to start something that you can end.
Sorry you're addicted to cruel
Sorry has nothing to do with you
Go on play your games cause I'm sorry I'm too good for you anyway.

You were an open book, but after a second look
I realized I was wasting my time.
I know how the story goes and everyone looks for a hero
And here we are one at a time, standing in line to tell you you're not mine.
But you're sorry.

You're sorry that you hurt me so bad
Sorry if I thought you were madly in love
You only just pretend to start something that you can end.
Sorry you're addicted to cruel.
Sorry has nothing to do with you.
Go on play your games cause I'm sorry I'm too good for you anyway.