Dear World,

As of last night, Thing 2 is engaged.

To He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

I hope they make it.

Quotes of the Week

"She's the best lookin' red head I know. Wanna know why? 'Cause it's not natural."

-Shelby B.

"Oober and epic should never be used in the same sentence."

-Tate

"She's six feet tall and blonde, so where does she go? Tijuana."

-Daddio