Daddy's Rules

Everything I need to know I learned from my dad:

• Rule #1: Don't leave the cap off the fizzy.
• Baseball is second only to the church.
• Any day is a good day for a nap.
• There isn't anything a good action movie can't cure.
• No one can be better looking than Robert Conrad in his days of Wild Wild West.
• Everything's better with a little hot sauce and a whole lot of salt.
• Rub some dirt in it.
• I am most beautiful when my hair is in a ponytail and I'm not wearing makeup.
• Dessert first is always acceptable.
• Cats are nothing more than large rodents.
• Great life lessons can be learned from Indiana Jones and Star Trek.
• You can marry more in a minute than you can make in a lifetime.
• Always watch where you're pointing your gun, even if the safety is on.
• Rule #2: When skiing, "snow plowing" is never allowed.
• Real men have hair. Everywhere.
• You can't drink milk with pizza.
• If our house is ever on fire, he's saving mom first and then coming back for the rest of us.
• You can never stop learning from the scriptures.
• Always be true to the Home Team.
• There is no end to creativity.
• The Gospel is exciting.
• Rule #3: Never forget that Daddy loves you.

And last but not least...

• If you're not falling down, you're not trying hard enough.

Happy birthday Daddy!
Thanks for all you've taught me. I love you.