I love overhearing snippets of other people's conversations.

Thursday as I was walking to institute, I overheard this gem come from a guy talking to his friends: 

"Man, I want Brad Pitt look-alike sperm!"


Priceless. If only that's how it really worked...




Then during the sacrament in church on Sunday, from the family in the row in front of me:
Boy:(Excessive talking)
Dad: (mouthing) "Will you shut up?"
Boy: (still talking)
Dad: "Will you SHUT UP?! Really. Shut up."
Boy: "Dad don't swear! We're in church!"


I laughed. It was a spiritual experience.